Hearing this usually irks me. It’s almost always said by someone who isn’t into craft beer who thinks beer and Bud should be synonyms. In my experience, they follow up with snark about “beer snobs” and the cost of a craft beer versus a cheap macro lager.
But in the age of juicy NEIPAs, s’mores-flavored stouts with lactose, and experimental beers with bacon and you name it, even those of us in the hobby sometimes want to taste a simple, clean beer without gimmicks. Just a refreshing lager… a “beer that tastes like beer.” Because I have no doubt, that when you think about that description without the negative connotations mentioned earlier, you probably think of a tall, cool glass of a clear yellow beer that is simple, clean, and refreshing. For me, I think of my senior year in college playing MLB The Show at my buddy’s apartment knocking back clear bottles of Miller High Life. And I still love that beer. Sometimes I just want a beer that tastes like beer.
So I wrote up this grain bill and offer it up to you guys to do with it as you will. I brewed this back in 2021 with friend and RIBS longtimer Ryan Durgin (who admittedly did all the real work). We fermented really low (49 degrees Fahrenheit) and admittedly had difficulties seeing any action so we bumped it up to 54 and she was off! We started at 1.039 and ended at 1.004 for a nice 4.59% Czech Pale Lager. My only regret is we split a 5 gallon batch instead of doing a 10 gallon batch. It was gone too soon.
Beer Without a Name
Style: Czech Pale Lager
Brewer: Patrick Canary & Ryan Durgin
5 lbs 8oz Pilsner
12oz Biscuit Malt
8oz Cara-Pils/Dextrine
4oz Acidulated Malt
1oz Sterling Hops @ 60 minutes
1 Package W-34/70
Ferment at ~53 Farenheit and for final 2 days, bump up to ~65-68 for diacetyl rest.